They cut off all my hair!!! Those rat bastards! I look like a freaking Schnouzer... now I'm going to have to get a ImnotaSchnouzer website too! SOBs!

(I secretly like it... only my tail hits my body in a weird spot and I keep thinking someone's back there... very confusing!)

Kelley...meow!

My friend Kelley is the coolest! I'm so excited for her because she and her main squeeze are finally going to tie the knot!