They cut off all my hair!!! Those rat bastards! I look like a freaking Schnouzer... now I'm going to have to get a ImnotaSchnouzer website too! SOBs!

(I secretly like it... only my tail hits my body in a weird spot and I keep thinking someone's back there... very confusing!)

Kelley...meow!

My friend Kelley is the coolest! I'm so excited for her because she and her main squeeze are finally going to tie the knot!

Score!!!

Success! The censor box has been removed! Guess I showed them... it was only working every 20th bark anyway. And.... And she took me for a car ride today! She knows what's good for her! oh and get this.. that other furry thing i was telling you about... they put the cone on it's head!!!ha ha hahahahahahah... poor thing is so confused... ahhhhhh.. good laugh. I remember wearing the same thing when I was a we pup of 6 months old. oh, wait... that was just 3 weeks ago. regardless it hillarious!

I'm Being Censored!

Today my parents installed a small black censor box on my neck. Every time I raise my voice, i feel a pinch.. a stinging... they look sad and ammused! those bastards! I'm still working on my plot for escape... each day, I chew a bit more on my nylon flexi leash that keeps me trapped by the smaller one's desk... I'd rather be terrorizing the house... and the other furry thing my size. now that exhaling creature is my kind of fun if you know what I mean!